An Inspiration for my undergraduate thesis

Inspired Thesis Topic
Monkey powered turbines. Monkeys eat mostly from the waste in UKM, hence it's kind of like a waste-to-energy process.. Instead of causing so much trouble they might as well be put to some good. Start training one monkey and things get easier from there.

Assumptions:
Monkey see, monkey do

Execution:

1. Monkey caught.
2. Monkey trained.
3. Monkey put through forced labor.
4. Monkey eats food from rubbish dump.
5. Monkey swings from turbine to turbine, in cycles(more monkeys generate more cycles)
6. Weight of monkey pulls the turbine blades downwards.
7. Inertia gets the next blade up to position.
8. Trainer gets out his cane to motivate the monkeys
9. Step 5 to 8 is repeated until the monkeys get tired and go to sleep
10. Turbine in rotation generates current by virtue of an AC/DC motor.
11. Rotary energy is converted to electricity. Power is distributed throughout UKM
12. Everyone is happy =) (except for our less evolved creatures)
    

Pros:
It's green energy! Well, more like brown.
It's free once you cover the initial cost
Higher 'security' in UKM.
It's fun to watch! Duh

Cons:
Getting the monkeys to work punctually.
Monkey rights activists protest against unethical treatment of monkeys.. Like c'mon, it's just a bunch of monkeys
Risk the monkeys going on an employee boycott/riot.. After all, monkey see monkey do!