Inspired Thesis Topic
Monkey powered turbines. Monkeys eat mostly from the waste in UKM, hence it's kind of like a waste-to-energy process.. Instead of causing so much trouble they might as well be put to some good. Start training one monkey and things get easier from there.
Assumptions:
Monkey see, monkey do
Execution:
- Monkey caught.
- Monkey trained.
- Monkey put through forced labor.
- Monkey eats food from rubbish dump.
- Monkey swings from turbine to turbine, in cycles(more monkeys generate more cycles)
- Weight of monkey pulls the turbine blades downwards.
- Inertia gets the next blade up to position.
- Trainer gets out his cane to motivate the monkeys
- Step 5 to 8 is repeated until the monkeys get tired and go to sleep
- Turbine in rotation generates current by virtue of an AC/DC motor.
- Rotary energy is converted to electricity. Power is distributed throughout UKM
- Everyone is happy =) (except for our less evolved creatures)
Pros:
It's green energy! Well, more like brown.
It's free once you cover the initial cost
Higher 'security' in UKM.
It's fun to watch! Duh
Cons:
Getting the monkeys to work punctually.
Monkey rights activists protest against unethical treatment of monkeys.. Like c'mon, it's just a bunch of monkeys
Risk the monkeys going on an employee boycott/riot.. After all, monkey see monkey do!